the mungo conspiracy

Because I do not watch that despicable show by that despicable excuse for a mammal, I only found out about it when I read in the Inquirer that the CHR is studying the possibility of filing child abuse charges against Willie Revillame for making a boy dance ala macho dancer. You can hear in the background Willie laughing like a demon while the boy cries and is obviously distressed. How low can you go? The video is so disturbing I do not even want to post a link here. Go look for it in youtube if you must. Boycott TV5 and all advertisers that promote their products in TV5 until they fire this animal. And please, pass along this message. And if ever you happen to see Willie in person, give him the middle finger salute. I will. Trust me I will.

I have a Facebook friend from South Africa. Apparently, Facebook thinks that dear friend needs to get more Facebook friends and has solicited my help. Well, Facebook, I really can't help until you first fix one little thing. Dear friend is a "her" not a "him". I think that's the problem right there.

Do you want to create your own viral video? Guaranteed a million hits within a week.  Follow these instructions carefully. Pre-load the two youtube videos I've posted here (by clicking play then quickly pausing and waiting for the red line to reach the end). Scroll the window up so that only the bottom control panel of the upper (first) video appears on your computer screen. Press play the second video, then press play the first video. There you have it, that is your viral video. Just give it the necessary labels and you are guaranteed an instant youtube sensation (for all the wrong reasons). Either this or upload a video of yourself throwing kittens in the river. Oh, I hope none of you dear readers are desperate enough to actually do this. And hey, I'll delete this post if this offends anyone. Just one comment from an offended person and this entry is gone. 

Sorry honorable dear readers, I have decided to exercise my right against self-incrimination.

There is this one song that, for lack of a better way to describe it, makes me want to shoot myself in the head whenever I hear it. That's Robby Rosa's (of the Menudo -- you know the Puerto Rican former bandmate of a young not yet gay Ricky Martin) "If you're not here by my side". And no, don't even think for a second that it is because I feel empathy for the song. Au contraire my dear readers, it is for the exact opposite reason. Whenever I hear that song, it is so bad, and I can't believe it became so popular then it was played over and over again, that I lose a pint of will to live. Kill me now! Run me over with a bus, just make that darned song stop. I was reminded of that feeling when our next door neighbor (in our work living quarters) played the song so loud and proud that I nearly lost it and almost committed the first ever if-you're-not-here-by-my-side-homicide. I was waiting for dear neighbor to sing along, that would have definitely pushe...

-  Live life with no regrets, never pass up on an opportunity to pee. - You have to get up pretty early in the morning to enjoy a sunrise. - Wherever you are, there you are. - Ninety percent of the time, the line for women to the entrance of any SM mall is longer than the line for men. - An atm machine is four times more likely to be offline when it is salary day compared to any other regular day. - People are 80% more likely to believe what you say when you give out a percentage -- even if it is totally made up.

Facebook founder and owner Mark Zuckerberg has a new dog. And the beast has it's own facebook account.  Yeah, I had to go check it out. Coolest update is how the dog took a dump and made the 26-year-old billionare  pick it up. Then of course, I had to go check Mark's own facebook profile. And bored, decided to report him. Just can't decide what to file against him. I am thinking "impersonating". What do you all think?

I am doing a little project with/for Chris "Bizman" Villarin. All conspirators, preferably those who are MTC members too, and who are interested in helping out, please email me (oh look for my email addy somewhere at the bottom of the blog). I promise you, HINDI kayo yayaman sa project na ito.

Been following the Charlie Sheen melodrama on TV and on the web. Apparently, he's been winning. But winning what? Duh... ---------- Thanks to Noz, and the others who shared my youtube link , my video is now the number one search result on youtube if you search with the keywords "typo animated lyrics" and on page one if you just use the keywords "typo animation". I win! And oh, I need 10,000 views on that to do another one. It takes some effort to make one, you know. If noone is going to view it (and I am not even making money out of it), what's the point? ----------- And oh, sorry Germany, you still can't see the video due to copyright issues. Yeah, I get pageviews from Germany, almost 200 this week. I don't know why youtube forbids you to view the Eraserheads! Maybe Germans aren't allowed to shake theyr heads? lol.

Took Sustagen's Body Age Challenge. Turns out, I'm 165 years old. Somebody please contact Guinness. --------------- By the way, how many of you all think Moammar Khaddafy should start dating Merceditas Gutierrez? Parang bagay na bagay sila 'no?