the mungo conspiracy

Rebel Senator Antonio Trillanes First thing I'm gonna do is order free drinks for everyone! Join me at the Manila Pen when I get out. See you all there.

Sen. Pag-bad-ka-lagot- ka What the duck were we thinking? The name should have been a giveaway. But no, we believed his catchy campaign slogan and elected the joker to the senate. Where he was SILENT all those years. A silence so deafening I almost forgot he was a senator at all. Imagine all the scandals of the past admin and nary a whimper from the pag-bad-ka-lagot-ka senator.  And now he speaks?! Now that the fake president has stepped down? Now he has the gall to question improprieties? After all the stench he has somehow managed to ignore all those years? Ah senator ka pa pala. I remember you... vaguely...   But sadly the joke is on us. On all of us. Someone send out the Bat signal.

Mrs. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo Actually, what I am really sorry for is that I got caught. And now, looking back, what I am  really sorry for is that I ever made the "I am sorry" speech.

Pres. Noynoy Aquino Perhaps I didn't explain my position well enough, I am an environmentalist and will not ax puno.