Konting IQ test lang po

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QUESTION: Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is to Hello Garci, as Mike Arroyo is to, what?
ANSWER: Hello-copter.


Pulot lang po mula sa isang comment sa Inquirer.net mula sa isang may handle na ztefertilizerfundscam.

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