Thursday, November 29, 2012

Really, NDCC?

Apparently, the National Disaster Coordinating Council has decided to suspend all flights, and all sea traffic, down to the lowly mamang mangingisda, in the general eastern area of the Philippines. This was in anticipation of North Korea's attempted (and aborted) launch of a civilian satellite today.

Really, NDCC? Do you even know how small an artificial satellite is compared to the vastness of that general area? Your suspending of all air and sea traffic in that area is like my wife telling me to stop working for the day because she had bought a lotto ticket. This is not even close to an exaggeration. You are that dumb.

Look, even if North Korea is not launching a civilian satellite into outer space without any intention of hitting civilian traffic, and in fact, wants to intentionally hit a bangka off the shores of the Babuyan Islands -- for the heck of it, without any smart guidance system specifically designed to do that task, they won't hit it.

Tell you what NDCC, if you don't believe me, you can send me off to on all expenses paid bangka trip, specific area of your choice, on the next launch date of that North Korean satellite.

I'm willing to bet my life, against the resignation of all you dumb people. You people have got too much power to be that dumb. Really.


Come on people! Our Asian neighbors are already launching satellites into outer space, at eto naman tayo, specifically itong mga tao natin sa NDCC, manghang-mangha at kulang na lang sabihing, "Plen, plen, look mama, plen!" Nakakahiya. Huwag naman sanang masyadong magpahalatang mangmang.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

To My Dearest Chelsea Rose

I write to you now to let you know that even before you are born, you are already loved. And loved not just by me but your entire eager awaiting family. Looking forward to finally meeting you.

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