Tuesday, May 27, 2014

First Pinoy NBA player at last!


His name is Andray Blatche and he played for the Brooklyn Nets, averaging 10.1 points and 5.4 rebounds. He will become a Filipino citizen on the strength of Senate Bill 2108 as proposed by Sen. Edgardo Angara in order for him to play for Gilas Pilipinas, the Philippine national basketball team. So there you have it folks -- if PNoy approves the Senate bill, we have a legitimate Filipino NBA player. Not exactly how you imagine it would happen, right?

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Bloody hell?!


That her sex life in general and that bloody vajayjay in particular is now a matter of national interest leads me to suspect we are all just being taken for a ride in this whole pork barrel saga. It's not even in the entertainment section folks, it's actually legitimate straightforward news. If Janet Napoles opts for an Ai Ai delas Alas vajayjay tightening procedure next -- since they're already digging in there, you know that the acquittal of Pogi, Sexy, and Tanda, can't be too far behind. I've seen this movie before, or was it an episode of Face to Face?

Monday, May 19, 2014

At the rate things are going


I think it's time for me to issue my own blanket denial. I deny knowing Ben Hur Luy, Janet Napoles, or anyone connected to the JLN group. I did not profit, in any way, from the PDAF releases of any lawmaker. I deny everything and anything that anybody would accuse me of. Take this statement to be true from hereon out or until I make a signed confession.


Thursday, May 8, 2014

All the world's a stage


And so the bastard half-brother would sign, after all, the death sentence of one Senator Jinggoy. As for Senator Pogi, yesterday's quotable quote was, "Now na." When will these honorable actors finally realize that this is not the movies anymore? And that their ad libs no longer cute? That there are no more scripts to follow? Reality will bite -- and soon. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. And no forgiving. The Filipino people are no longer in a forgiving mood.

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