About me (2)
one year old me |
Three times I nearly died before I turned 9. The first one was when I was around 3. An electrician was doing some work in the house and I don't know how it happened but I got electrocuted. I don't remember the event. But I have some faint memory of having my left hand in bandages as it was badly burned. My mom attributes the event for giving me superior intelligence. The spider-bite gave Spiderman his powers, electrocution gave me the powers of math even before I started school.
When I was 6, me and my brothers went along with an uncle who had this contract to build a pier in Iligan. Naughty me fell into the very deep waters and nearly drowned. I remember being very calm about it. So this is how it is going to end. This is what it feels like to die. A cousin rescued me in time though. But not soon enough that I was traumatized for a time. But my father would have none of it and got me over it quickly. He would take me swimming, break of dawn, about a kilometer away from the shore into the very deep waters of Batangas, right at the edge of the sea where it starts to look totally black. This is where I learned to swim.
When I was eight, a doctor botched what should have been an easy operation to remove a cyst that grew at the edge of my jaw below my left ear. For the second operation I was in the hospital for two weeks and had to go under for 12 hours. I remember one nurse, can't remember her face now, if she was pretty or what, but when I was left alone for a minute, she came into my room and kissed me (first kiss, haha!). And told me, in all seriousness, to remember her and come back for her when I grow up. I wonder what ever happened to her.
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ReplyDeleteCurrent GF is still kinda pissed about that long-time-ago fact. lol!
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that what happened to you and the nurse can be described as "shota," in Japanese.
ReplyDeleteI actually googled that neckromancer, and you are right! Those freaky Japanese has got a name/word for it. Lol.
ReplyDeleteNyahahaha!!! Whattamoves!!! Lol!
ReplyDeleteKahit bata pa, anlakas na. Hehehe.
On my part, the first set of b@@bs (and they were quite perfect if I may add) I saw was when I accidentally walked in on our household help.
I freaked out and hurriedly turned around and ran outta the room but she called me back and told me "Seeing b@@bs was normal" and that I shouldn't be afraid. Too bad she already had her underwear on when I got back.
The second time I accidentally walked into her while in the same state, I panicked again but she immediately called me and I went closer. I got a real good look at those beautiful things and they were indeed perfect.
Luckily, this time, she didn't hurry to cover up.
About 10 years later I figured out I had Photographic memory. Nyahahaha!
Now, if only I could print those pics. Lol!
Very early on in life I realized that I can appeal to the "motherly" side of women. Haha.
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