Chunky corned beef?



It’s all a lie!

Here’s how it happened, I am nearly sure. Forget for a second that I am a conspiracy nut and almost always paranoid.

The machine that shreds cows and turns them into corned beef lost a tooth. Instead of uniform shreds of meat, it started spitting out chunks.

“Wait!” the supervisor exclaimed as he admonished his crew who were about to throw away the defective product.

“Let’s get Kris Aquino to endorse it”, and therein lies the genius.

Chunky corned beef? No problem. Get that irritating daughter of our most beloved hero to endorse it. She can sell anything. As much as we all want her to fall flat on her face, secretly, all women want to be her. And that is the saddest truth about women.




And what about her boy?

Some genius thought it was a good idea to get Boy Abunda to endorse shampoo. I wonder how that meeting went. No one? Not one? Not the client, the director, the copy-writer, the coffee-runner, noticed?

The man is bald, for crying out loud! The least requirement, I would think, for someone to endorse shampoo is to have hair. I, for one, am not getting on that buzz.

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  1. Dude, isama na rin natin yung San Harina Corned Harina. Hehehe.

    The Tuna product manufacturers are now making tons of moolah just because they found out a way to sell their over-chopped, previously considered rejected "junk" tuna meat instead of ending up as processed fish/hog meal.

    You just get a pair of TV love birds to say nice things about it. Make it look like a new telenovela. Hehehe.

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