Ano Igan?



Isa na namang bangko sa isang mall ang hinoldap ng mga hindi kilalang salarin kamakailan. Ito ay ayon na rin sa Unang Balita ng Unang Hirit. 

Pagkatapos ng report merong live phone interview si Arnold "Igan" Clavio kay (Dasmarinas Cavite) Senior Superintendent Danilo Maligalig. At dun nayari si Igan! Sabihin ba naman kasi ni Senior Superintendent ang mga salitang "SM Dasmarinas" at "Banco de Oro".  

Hala ka mo Igan!  Alam mo namang labag sa polisiya ng GMA ang ganyang mga detalye. Position ng mga snipers kapag hostage crisis? Ok lang yun. I-live coverage pa natin ang pag deploy ng mga tropa, kung ilan, saan mangga-galing, ano ang armas, ano ang pangalan ng unit, ilan ang may asawa, favorite color ng sarhento, ano pangalan ng alagang tuta ng kapit-bahay... PERO ang sabihin ang pangalan ng posibleng sponsor ay BAWAL. Ano ka ba, Igan? Hindi mo ba naiintindihan ang simpleng trabaho mo?

Comments

  1. Wahaha! Todas!

    Nagmamalinis lang naman kasi yang isang yan. Pero Eyewitness ako, babaero rin yan. Nyahahaha.

    Thanks Duxde. This just made my day.

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  2. Ah eh anong mall daw? Saan nangyari? Anong bangko?

    Ay sorry nasabi na nga pala. Di kasi ako nanginginig eh. :)

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  3. I really have to roll my eyes in disbelief whenever these networks invoke the "public's right to know" (when there is a scoop to be made) given that they would not even name the potential sponsors fearing they might be embarrassed. Shovel that bull up yours, ABS-CBN and GMA. Public's right to know? Name the friggin bank and mall next time, maybe then we'd believe you. Until then, STFUP.

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  4. Save More (located at Festvival Mall), that supermarket that SM Prime Holdings operates. sold me a chocolate bar with thousands of live wriggling, squirmy worms. a fourth of it was already eaten by my 4-year old nepphew! Guess what, with all the billions the Sy's have, they offered to replace it with the same brand or another with the same price - P17.50. WTF! Will blog about this, hoarse blog about this!! - KL

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  5. Go for it KL!The entire conspirator army(all 25 of us now)is at your disposal.

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