Bold predictions

Move over psychic mollusk, you got nothing on me. While your recent World Cup predictions turned out to be accurate, you can not see beyond the immediate future. Here are my predictions far further than any psychic now living would ever dare predict: 

Oct 12, 2019. Philippine President Mar Roxas will sign an agreement with United Korean President Sing Song Sung to swap countries when research showed that there are more Koreans residing in the Philippines than Filipinos, and there are more Filipinos residing in Korea than Koreans.

Feb 14, 2021. Ms. Kris Aquino will finally find marital bliss when she decides to marry in Canada -- Ms. Aiza Suegerra.

Aug 15, 2022. In a tearful testimony before a Senate inquiry, Proctor and Gamble CEO, David Tan, is forced to admit that shampoo is nothing more than soap without the coagulants, and that conditioners are designed to give one dandruff so as to sell more anti-dandruff shampoos -- that really does not work.

Nov 1, 2030. The Philippines finally joins the rest of the world in a paper-money-less economy. All financial transactions are done electronically. Coins however will continue to be minted, if only because jeepneys continue to be the king of Philippine roads.